To Be Released June 2012!

99 Flavours of Suck

Kane's dog-hair allergy is making his life hell. Thanks to him, his mother's show is getting axed. It's just too hard being TV's hottest dog-whisperer when she can't have any dogs of her own.

While trying to save his Mum's career, Kane gets bitten by a savage beast. Now not only is he turning into an ugly, itchy freak, but every embarassing detail is being broadcast on prime-time TV.

Kane's convinced that scoring with the gorgeous Pippa Jensen could save him. If only he wasn't hideous, and she didn't hate his guts. Forget waking up naked at school - that was the easy part. Locking lips with Pippa will be the real challenge.

What The Critics Are Saying about 99 Flavours of Suck

"A hilarious book! Rush out and get a copy for every teenager you know. And pick up a couple of extras while you're at it!"
- Anonymous person in a chat room. (Reports saying it was the author are totally unconfirmed).

"Funny? Well, I suppose so, if you like toilet humour. Darling, why can't you ever write anything nice?"
- Author's Mum

"Yeah, so my life sucks like an ice-cold crapsicle. Think reading about my misery is funny do ya? Ha-bloody-ha."
- Kane Knight